Okay, so an update is well overdue order. I am still Emily but instead of being 17, I am now 19. My interests have slightly changed but generally they all float the same boat. Oh, and I changed my title to reflect what my blog actually looks like. What-Ah-Mess.
Australia and it's cities.
- Sydney: Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
- Melbourne: Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
- Brisbane: Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas! It's a pretty shithole
- Adelaide: The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.
- Darwin: Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
- Hobart: Beautiful scenery. Incest.
- Perth: Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.
- Canberra: Parliament. That's it.
Me & my boy